2014 Mar 20th

Hoboken Real Estate Descriptions Make Me Laugh

Here’s a good one – straight from the advertising description of a Hoboken condo:

Beautiful 25 year young duplex apt. Walking distance to PATH & 3 minutes to NJ Turnpike and RT 1 & 9 (Holland Tunnel). Large apt. with master bedroom suite, walk in closet, spacious master bath, vaulted ceilings, tremendous living room w/balcony & modern kitchen. 12′ ceilings is critical for easy commute. Fabulous layout with a lot of storage, very low taxes, Vaulted ceilings quiet block. Large stage area in Basement.

Which is better – the idea that a 25 year old apartment is young?

The 12′ ceilings which are needed for the easy commute? That must be important since the ceilings were mentioned 3 times in an extremely limited amount of space which makes us choose very carefully what we select to include in the description.

Or the large stage area in the basement.  What exactly would one do with a large stage area anyway?

This really made me laugh.

Here is another good one from today.  AR means “Active Rental”.  For Rent – only $2,450,000.

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